Business Humour : Corporate Zodiac 2
A person´s job title, like their astrological sign, may reveal their hidden personality traits ...
Personnel:
Ironically, given their access to confidencial information, they are usually the biggest gossips in the company. Possibly the only people that do less work than marketing, their favourite expression is: "Now don´t say anything, but ..."
Middle Managers / Department Heads:
Catty, cut-throat, and ambitious, they are destined to remain at their current jobs for the rest of their lives unless a Senior Manager dies or retires. They tend to measure their esteem by the number of meetings they can schedule and the amount of subordinates they can con into sleeping with them.
Senior Managers:
Unable to make a single decision, they spend their time harassing Middle Managers and trying to ensure that their office is the largest in the building.
President / Partner / Chief Executive:
These people are brilliant or lucky. Their inability to use the fax machine or photocopier suggests the latter.