A person´s job title, like their astrological sign, may reveal their hidden personality traits ...
Marketing
These people are ambitious, but stupid. They chose a marketing degree so they could drink and socialize instead of studying. A wise choice in view of their job responsibilities.
Sales
Laziest of all the Corporate signs, they are self-centred and paranoid. Unless someone calls them and begs them to take their money, they shun all contact with customers so they can ´concentrate on the big picture´. They seek admiration for their golf game, clothes, car and sex appeal throughout their careers.
Customer Service
Bright, cheery, positive, they live on the brink of despair. Very few children ask their parents for a tiny cubicle and a headset so they can play ´Customer Services´. Continually passed over for promotions, their best bet is to sleep with their manager.
Computing / Engineering
Nobody, apart from other Techies understands what these people are talking about. Their offices are full of all the latest gadgets, catalogues and half-finished spec sheets. It is written that the Geeks shall inherit the Earth, but the Senior Managers keep contesting the will.
Accounts
The most feared people in the company, they are almost immune from office politics. The majority of their co-workers think they are completely without feeling or emotion. All too often the office Christmas Party proves them wrong