BUSINESS HUMOUR: Personal Assessment Report
What your
Personal Assessment report really means :
Good judgement :
Lucky
Conscientious :
Frightened and insecure
Quick-thinking :
Offers plausible excuses for mistakes
Shows initiative :
Covers up well for boss´s mistakes
Well-qualified :
Hasn´t committed any major blunders so far
Tactful : Knows
how to keep their mouth shut
Socially active :
Heavy drinker
Approaches
problems with enthusiasm : Delegates
everything
Keen sense of
humour : Huge repertoire of filthy jokes
Shows leadership
skills : Has a loud voice
Character beyond
reproach : No hard evidence proving guilt
Constantly
striving to progress : Buys drinks for the bosses
Of great value to
the company: Comes to work on time