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Business Humour: Business Strategies !

Publicado por Graham Low | 9:59

BUSINESS SLOGANS : “A PROBLEM SHARED IS A PROBLEM MULTIPLIED”



BUSINESS STRATEGIES !



The human race is nothing if not adaptable – just as well in this ever-changing world. Consider a traveler journeying on horseback. Previously, if the horse died, traditional wisdom suggested dismounting and continuing on foot, but in today´s corporate world with its heavy investment costs, not to mention the demand of shareholders, other strategies have to be explored. For instance:

-Buy a heavier whip

-Threaten the horse with dismissal

-Change the rider

-Go on a fact-finding mission to see how other companies use their dead horses

-Sub-contract another company to ride their dead horse

-Appoint a committee to investigate if lighter/heavier/taller/shorter riders would enhance the horse´s performance

-Hire expensive outside consultants to try and bring the horse back to life

-Donate the horse to charity and deduct its original cost in full

-Point out that, as the overheads are now lower, the horse performs better since it died

-Promote it to a managerial position

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